So we’ve established that my Chinese mother-in-law (CMIL) believes strongly that women, particularly those married to her sons, should not be working outside the home. As you might guess, I am in her good graces at the moment, seeing as how I am engaged in childcare 24-7. Well, okay, not super graces–ever since we came back from the hospital she has been pestering us to have four children. (Funny how she skipped right over three and went straight to four, right? DP thinks maybe it’s a bargaining tactic to get to three. I am thinking she is hoping we have two boys, to balance out the indignity of having two girls. But I digress.)
Various people who don’t know us remarked something along the lines of, “Oh, it’s good you have your mother-in-law there to help you.” Alas, domestic proponent though she may be, CMIL has been working in a family grocery business for 50+ years and does not cook, clean, or feel comfortable with young children. She is also older, and it really is hard for her to say, carry a baby around. So it doesn’t bother me that she is not able to really help us. What drives me batshit crazy is that she tries to make up for it by following me around the house, offering a continuous stream of “suggestions” on how to do the housework and child care that she doesn’t/didn’t do.
For example:
If I am breastfeeding, she hovers over my shoulder and peers down my chest, murmuring, “Is the baby getting enough milk? Are you sure? I don’t think the baby is getting enough milk. Can she breathe? Make sure her nose doesn’t get covered up. Is she getting enough milk?”
And if she sees milk on the baby’s face, she reaches over the boob and wipes the baby’s face with a tissue.
There was one time when I was desperate for a nap (DP was out with PJ) and asked her to hold the baby for just 20 minutes so I could close my eyes. She came back within 5 minutes, informing me that there was some sort of lint or skin on the baby’s eyelid, and I needed to go get a washcloth, wet it with warm water, and clean it off right away. After I followed her instructions, she then handed the baby back and said, “Oh, by the way, I think MJ pooped.” then proceeded to tell me what I was doing wrong in how I changed her diaper.
I almost lost it right there, but Confucius be proud of me*, I did not. It did get better, when CMIL started to learn how to play with PJ. Up until now, her mode of interaction with our toddler also consisted of…giving suggestions. (Wipe your nose, drink your water, pull up your socks, is it time for your nap yet?) And she offered to do the dishes.
My parents arrived, so now CMIL only comes to visit on the weekends and she doesn’t follow me around the house if other people are here.
When I think about it, I suspect that CMIL is especially adamant about mothers staying home because she feels guilty that she was not a SAHM herself. If anything, I’m a little bit sad for her that she can’t just be proud of what she is good at– running a grocery store. Yes, she can only cook only one or two palatable dishes, her house is a disaster, and she hasn’t done her own laundry in years. I’m not interested in her opinions on how to go about breast feeding, which she never did.
But, working 12+ hour days, 7 days a week, she managed to raise a mighty fine son. I’d much rather find out how she did that.
*Okay, fine, Confucius would highly disapprove of blogging about your mother-in-law.